Ye 2020

     As we're quickly approaching election day,  almost all Americans are completely undecided on who they're going to vote for. They're both old, ugly, and have barely any differences. With a lack of political ads playing during every single commercial break, Americans across the nation have no idea on any beliefs that the two candidates hold. Here's a proposition for you: write in Kanye West.

    

    Why would you vote for a candidate that has less than 21 Grammys? I can't think of a single reason. Well you're in luck, Kanye does! Why bother electing a president with political experience anyway, it wouldn't be the first time. All it takes is nine letters to cast your vote for the most qualified candidate not on the ballot. He's not old and raps and that's good enough for thousands of new 18 year olds across the nation!

    The party system is so corrupt these days, forget democrats and republicans, Kanye is running under the Birthday Party. If you agree with some of his beliefs, like stating that vaccinators are trying to put chips inside of us, or that we need to stop doing things to make God mad, when referring to the coronavirus, then you are no longer undecided. You have 100% found your candidate! Tomorrow at the polls, make sure you skip over everyone else and write in Kanye West. 

    However it may be mildly important to note that since West is only on the ballot in 12 states, he has no mathematical chance at winning the electoral college, which means your vote will be completely thrown away. But hey! At least it's not a vote for the old guys.

*Disclaimer: Please don't write in Kanye.